Funny New Year Wishes and Quotes

I hope you start the New Year as the startup of your old habits. Have the same old beautiful life in a box of New Year!

I would quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

I hope growing up is not included in your resolution this year. Let’s just live it like the old ones and we can grow up in some other years. Happy new year 2021, partner!

No resolution for the New Year, as I like my love in the state it is- criticizing and annoying you will go on the high range!

May this upcoming year actually bring change in you – not just all your old habits wrapped in a new package, Oh God! Happy New year, anyways.

So excited for you guys to ruin another year of your life. Have a merry and Happy New Year.

I wish even your success amount comes on my account and the right hands can spend them this upcoming year. Happy New Year.

Happy new year! This year may finally realize that real fun in life comes from real people, not from the virtual ones. Have a great year!

May your dreams get fulfilled as well as your bills. Best of luck with the New Year, dear.

I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity!

Happy new year! How’d it be if instead of bringing happiness, joy, and peace, new year’s brought cash, fame and champagne?

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

It’s a new year once again and it’s the same old life you’re living once again. What is there to celebrate?

Happy New Year! It is midnight already, and you are getting old – just go to sleep!

 

I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.

 

Life is short and every new year makes it even shorter. Happy new year! You just waved goodbye to one more year of your short life!

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.

 

All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night, Happy New Year!

 

May you learn how to use your brain better than never in the upcoming year. Best wishes.

I hope this year ends up with your smiling selfie to see on the Facebook posts. Wish you a bright and joyful New Year!

If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.

I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!

 

If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again. Happy New Year!

My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080.

 

I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.